Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Moldova, Azerbaijan, Kazhakstan, Armenia, and Georgia Should be the next EU countries to be Asked to the Ball

Dear Friends, Kings, Queens, Dignitaries, Prime Ministers, and members of the European and World Press,

October 23, 2013

             In the furtherance of the expansion of freedom to the former Soviet states, I believe that if I were the person sending out invitations, I would continue to talk to Turkey, but ask them to give back the Isle of Cyprus (at least the part that they have illegally occupied for some time). I would invite Georgia, Armenia, Kazakhstan, Moldova (welcome aboard), Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Tajikistan all at one time. Now, I know this is a lot to ask of Europeans in an economic crunch. Here are the benefits- oil, trade, imports and exports, and a reduction in the modern day slave trade that will rock the world.
            Yes, Russia will be mad, but you have to look at this matter pragmatically. Kazakhstan is just coming out from under communism and wants to establish a corrupt free enterprise system (using the United States as an example). I told them that they were better off with a combination of socialism and free enterprise but they don not want to listen to me. Hell! What do I now? I just saved the European Union from an economic meltdown over the past two years. Kids! Can't smack em' and you have to keep feeding them. It's the law!
             Find room in the European Union for my friends in these countries in the next year. Did you notice that I did not ask you? For your security and the security of their citizens, offer them membership all at once, all at the same time. Why? Because it is the right thing to do. It is time for these war torn, shell shocked, economically depressed citizens of the former Soviet Union to breath easy without the fear of being locked up for speaking their minds.

Will there be a United European Union? Yes!!! There Will Be, Give Us Time!

              My thanks to the expansion and enlargement team of the European Union who I may never have the opportunity to meet in person. You do great work and should be proud of the improvement of the quality of life that the citizens of the former Russia will enjoy as a result of your humble work. You have a thankless job of negotiations and paper pushing that is akin to my own as I toil over a hot computer devising solutions to world wide economic problems.
               Now, if I could only get the attention of the a-holes running the United States maybe we could pull the world out of this economic slump. I know they read and analyze every word that I print, so listen up IMF, World Bank, UN Economic Council, Bilderberger, the US Federal Reserve, The Council on Foreign Relations and others, if you want to continue to be in an economic slump and cause a social class warfare such as this world have never seen, keep oil prices high, keep printing worthless money, keep shoring the stock markets artificially, keep taking political bribes, and keep shoving Obamacare down our throats. When the economic balloon bursts next year, the tidal wave of anger will sweep politicians to the curbs and flush them into the sewers where they belong. 
                The EU has taken my advice and is slowly recovering nicely and at a pace where the recovery can be maintained. Don't worry about those Keynesian economists, you cannot dig yourself out of a hole by digging it deeper. The economy in Greece is slowly getting better. Jobs are gradually coming back around the world. It is time to force commodity prices lower, to force fuel prices lower around the world, and to work together to provide the basic needs for every living and breathing soul on this planet.
                Remove/ repeal the Corn subsidies and the Ethanol requirements that were placed into law through bribes and corruption of factory farms, Monsanto, ADM, Cargill, and others. We cannot afford to support Fracking, Oil or Gas Companies, water shortages, higher food prices, wasteful government spending, or political bribery by means of campaign contributions. 
                It is time for John Boehner and Harry Reid to retire this year. It is time for Angela Merkel and the Deutschbanke to step out of the way of a Unified European Union. A proposed Constitution of the European Union was made public earlier this year. It is still on You Tube if you have not read it here.
Go to winklepublishing or The Proposed Constitution of the United European Union.

Next, move the United States military out of Europe and stand up for yourselves. This one act would provide jobs for millions of unemployed Europeans. The negotiations should start today. The European Union needs to have its own EU military under the EU stars. The EU needs to have a united treasury, united banking enforcement, honest politicians (ha!ha!, I know, right!) well, they can try can't they? The debts of the EU countries need to be consolidated. This alone would reduce the current debt load of every EU country enough to help each country to create jobs.What are you waiting for? Go on, get to it! Do you think I'm typing this for my health? 

Keep in touch. 

Mark Winkle, Consultant Extraordinaire
The Winkle Institute for Worldwide Economic Stability

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