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Thursday, October 31, 2013

FORMER SOVIET STATES SAY NYET! WE WANT TO JOIN THE EU! NOW!

Lithuania, Moldova, Ukraine, WELCOME HOME! WELCOME TO THE EUROPEAN UNION!

Sign the EU Associates Agreements Long Before November 29, 2013. 
Declare your independence once and for all!



Now hum along with me and read the rest of this post:  

          No, I'm not officially with the European Union. I'm kind of like the man behind the curtain in the Wizard of the European Union (Oz). Okay, Angela Merkel can be the good witch for a change, but she has to agree to let the Europe Union unify in 2014 in exchange for the part. Deal? Deal. 
          President Hollande can be Dorothy's uncle. The bad witch you say? I'll let you fill in that part with the person of your choice.
Cut!!! Cut!!! I said cut! Dang it! I feel like I'm stuck between Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and reruns of a documentary on the life of Joseph Stalin! "Give me all of your chocolate now! No! I  won't do it! Okay, then little girl, I'll cut your heating oil and gas off for the winter and freeze your chocolate right where it stands! 
             All we need now is someone incompetent to intervene in the mess like Obama or even John Boehner. The former Soviet states would be screwed. Obama lying like the wind while Boehner has both hands outstretched for contributions- what a disaster. No wonder we can't get anything done here in the United States!In the European Union you have friends waiting to shake your hands and welcome you aboard. Let me be the first to congratulate you on your wise choice of joining the European Union.

Step back away from my chocolate!
        Roshen, Yes! You, the Lithuanian Chocolate factory- Send your CHOCOLATE to the UNITED STATES!  
We'll BUY IT! Hurry Up! CHRISTMAS IS COMING UP SOON!
We'll buy anything as gifts for Christmas!

               I now who can help Lithuania, Moldova, and the rest of the former Soviet states- the White House press corps. They can buy up all of the chocolate in Lithuania and sell it to the United States military contractors as laxatives. They can give it to every politician in Washington as well. After all, we know every one of them is full of __sh___________, and could use a good laxative. They could have schools in the United States sell it for fundraisers. What a great recruiting idea! 

             Okay! Enough fun at Russia's expense. Let's talk reality. Do you really want to go back to the way it was when your countries were ran by COMMUNISTS?  NYET! NYET! NYET! and NIH! NIH! NIH! as well. Times will be tough for a while. Those of us here in the United States and in the European Union who want a unified Europe are behind you. We will find you fuel oil and gas supplies if your winter heating fuels are cut off. That's the funny thing about free enterprise- once you taste freedom of choice- you never want to go back to just having one supplier for anything. 
              I know this post will get me into some trouble- but who cares. Life is short, if you don't piss someone off every now and then you aren't doing anything worthwhile. 
      Former Soviet States,Take the Leap into the European Union, 
We have your back!
 Join the European Union today! We over here in the United States have your back!
 We here in the United States Have YOUR BACK former Soviet States!
Former USSR- where's my chocolate?







We Have It and You Are Not Getting it Back! 

Because we ate it all!
Roshen Chocolate is really good. 














Never, Ever Go Back in Time:



NEVER!

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